Streaker Gets Truck-Sticked By A Rugby Player And Somehow Doesn't Die

List Of Sports I Would Maybe Streak During But Still Probably Not:

1. Ping Pong

2. Synchronized Swimming

3. Gymnastics

25,649. Rugby

Hey, you decide to streak during a rugby match then you have to deal with the consequences.  You’ve got to have a screw loose to be like, “Sure I’ll strip off all my clothes and run onto the field during a game where all the players do is basically mutilate each other by way of crushing hits.  Let’s do this!  Here I go!  Hi Mom!”  And I feel like part of the reason streakers strip completely naked is because maybe they think the players won’t want to touch them.  Wrong.  Dead wrong apparently as that guy and his probably-broken rips can attest.  Pretty amazing he was able to get up right away if we’re being honest.