Web Pro News- Most women would kill to have Scarlett Johansson’s good looks, but according to Johansson, being sexy isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Johansson’s astonishing beauty and amazing figure have allowed her to be a sex symbol for years, but the actress claims that being a sex symbol is tiring and even frustrating at times. “I don’t want to be the ingénue any more. That part I’m happy about. It’s nice to be glamorous, but I don’t want to always have to be trendy and glamorous and an object of desire. I don’t want to be stuck in that forever. Because it doesn’t last,” she said. Johansson is pregnant and unlike most women, she isn’t worried about losing her figure, gaining weight or even aging. In fact, she looks forward to the day that she doesn’t have to constantly worry about her looks.
BULLSHIT. Such an astounding level of bullshit I’m actually angry. We don’t believe you, you need more people, ScarJo. This is the five year old kid complaining about having too many girlfriends situation all over again. It’s Kate Upton saying she wishes she didn’t have big boobs all over again. Scarlett is only doing this so people will continue to talk about how sexy she is and always will be. It’s all an act. No way in hell she actually believes the words coming out of her mouth. She can’t. Not to mention she’s spitting in the face of ugly people everywhere. It’s better to have been blazing hot for two seconds than to have been an ugly mule your whole life. Only us ugly people know just how true that statement is. I refuse to sit here and believe her when she says she’s tired of being super sexy and having people talk about how good looking she is all the time and being one of the world’s hottest women alive. That’s not how this works. Being a hot chick is like hitting the genetic lottery. Everything is easier for hot girls. Everything. Scarlett also has a secondary reason. She’s pregnant. So she’s scared and she’s hedging. She’s scared that when she weighs 300 pounds and gets all whale looking that it’ll become her identity. She’s trying to lean into the wave of “Oh I’m totally cool with looking like a fat cow.” even though she’s lying through her teeth and couldn’t be more terrified.
PS- If Scarlett is being genuine with this, well then we’ll take back all of her fame and fortune and she can be just another regular person on the street.
fuck…should we put the flags at half-mast?
look at those fun bags
I will get fat too so we can have fat sex together. Whatever it takes
Those tits simply refuse to quit
the balls on these chicks that are like this…oh poor me im just soo sexy its sooo hard.
Yeah: can’t wait to gain weight. IN HER BRA!! Seriously though, look what happened to Jessica Simpson. She SHOULD be terrified.
Be careful what you wish for sweetie, that kind of attitude will get you living in Iowa and ringing Trent up as a wal-mart cashier
Pretty sure Ryan Renolds already has a spread sheet of chicks he can cheat with.
I said that when I was 8 and I never looked back.
dumb hot chick = marry a rich guy/good future you met in college. smart hot chick = hired on the spot at a high position. dumb hot chick that cant get guys = stripper smart hot chick who cant/doesnt want to get guys = instagram model that gets sponsors. genetic lottery indeed just dont get preggers too early.
I don’t think my flag could ever go half-mast looking at those puppies
I wonder who had sex with her the night she wore the red dress
She let herself go once she started dating Sean Penn. Even the Avengers suit couldn’t hold that shit tight. See Kate Upton for details. Anyone who just sees tits will still be awe struck.
Gotta love hot chicks who want you to feel bad for them because they’re tired of everyone lusting over how hot they are. Oh you mean having guys do anything you want simply because you got a nice rack and some DSLs is becoming a burden on your life?
Haven’t listened to the takeover in years. Good job trent, playing it now.
When her looks go her career goes. She can’t act and is only famous because she is passably hot and acts sexy. She is way over-rated.
how sweet must it be to have to put in effort to not be hot
Met her after watching her on Broadway in “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof”…..she was so nice and her performance was stunning. Not just a pretty face…much more Meryl Streep than Meg Ryan…
More pictures. Less words.
I like whales.
Fat ScarJo will still be hotter than 75% of the women any of us know personally.
More pics fuckin idiot
And this is why marriages don’t last
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