Now This Is A Goddamn Squad Of Irish Lady Killers

What do you even do if that squad rolls into the club or bar you’re at? I think you just gotta leave. You know what women love even more than famous athletes and musicians? Famous athletes and musicians with Irish accents. Girls literally cream themselves when an Irish guy is within ear shot. No way no how are you and your crew matching up with the greatest MMA fighter from Ireland, the greatest golfer from Northern Ireland and one of the most famous pop stars from Ireland. I could stand here and pretend I don’t know that’s Niall Horan from One Direction but I know full well that’s Niall Horan from One Direction. And then there’s that bald guy too. That’s a party crew. Partying with Conor and Rory has to be give you the worst hangover of your life. I appreciate Rory pretending to hold a bottle of Fiji water but I guarantee he was swimming in Jameson as soon as the cameras were put away.