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Nobody Hates Getting The Middle Finger More Than This Dog

 

 

Have you ever really thought about the middle finger gesture? Let me rephrase that. Have you ever been really high and thought about the middle finger gesture? It’s quite fascinating. At least to me. It blows my mind that we’ve placed such meaning on such a meaningless gesture. Generations upon generations have just accepted that tossing up the middle digit on your hand exclusively means, “FUCK YOU MAN! F U C K YOU!” It knows no barriers. The middle finger doesn’t know gender, race, sexual orientation, age or, according to that video, species. Even that dog is super offended when it gets flipped the bird. That guy better be careful or his dog is gonna rip that finger clean off one of these days. I honestly think if aliens ever land on Earth and one of us tosses up the middle finger they’ll be like, “What the hell man? That’s not cool. We come in peace.” The middle finger just has that power. You just know it’s mean. That dog senses it and aliens would too.