Monkey Swipes A Girl's Phone Before She Even Knows What Hit Her

Swipe! Smooth as butter. Listen up though, they better find that fucking phone and find it fast. I’m not kidding. The last thing we need is monkeys learning how to use technology. That’s just another step towards their eventual rebellion against the human race. You think that monkey stole that phone and didn’t know what he was doing? Grab some coffee and wake up people. That was a planned attack. Monkeys are our enemy. That’s a fact. People think since we’re so close to them on the evolutionary chart that we should be buddies. The opposite is true. Monkeys are just waiting around waiting for us humans to slip up so they can be the big swinging dicks of Earth. Girl was such an easy target too. “Oh look at me. I’m a millennial and I need film every second of every day of my life hehehehehe” then SWIPE. Might as well serve that phone up on a silver platter.  Or maybe that monkey stole the phone to get a look at all this internet porn he’s heard so much about. Let’s hope that’s the case.