Kylie Jenner, Conspiracy Theorist
So many great questions being asked there that it’s making my head spin a little bit. The main one that stands out for me is: Who is responcible? Who is responcible, Kylie? Ya know what. It actually doesn’t even really matter. I’m just happy that there’s a Kardashian/Jenner family member who is a conspiracy theorist. We needed one of those. I want that family to be as fucked up as I think they are and throwing a conspiracy theorist into the mix is perfect. Kylie Jenner wearing a tin foil hat and talking about how chemtrails is what I want. I will say, this is one of those times where I don’t think Kylie understands how much internet presence she actually has. Like yeah okay, I’ll just tweet out this conspiracy theory to my 9+ MILLION Twitter followers because I think it’s mildly interesting. Next thing you know, there’s gonna be a generation of conspiracy theorists. Again though, I’m into it. I couldn’t be more excited to see how crazy Kylie is as she grows up on the internet. Tweeting conspiracy theories about chemtrails is one hell of a start.
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