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Senator John McCain To Ashton Kutcher: "You Were Better Looking In The Movies"

Hey Senator John McCain, with all due respect sir, keep Ashton Kutcher’s name outta your old and crusty mouth, you hear me? Cedar Rapids is about to be McCain’s doorstep for that type of blasphemy. What the fuck kind of world are we living in when a guy who looks like John McCain can call a guy who looks like Ashton Kutcher ugly?

How does a guy who looks like this

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take shots at guy like this for being ugly?

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Up is down. Down is up. America is Russia. Wild time we’re living in. Let me tell ya.