Jimmy Johns Is Out Here On Twitter Asking People If They've Eaten Ass

Let’s get one thing straight. I’m a Jimmy Johns guy. Big fan. They’re my guys. And they actually have a decent Twitter game. They’re not a stuffy corporate account that only tweets advertisements for their food. If you tweet anything at all about Jimmy Johns, they respond to you. You don’t even have to @ them and they will be all up in your mentions. It makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside and they also have delicious sub sandwiches that I get at least 3-4 times a week. I’d also like to say I have no problem with them talking about ass-eating on Twitter. Do you playa. The problem is their tone. The guys running the JJ Twitter account need to scale back their judgement on ass-eating by about a billion. They’re a sandwich shop. They should support any and all kinds of eating. From sandwiches to buttholes. It’s 2016 for christ’s sake. Ass eating is hot in the streets. Get with it or get out the way.

PS- The fact that they deleted the tweet makes me angry. It really does. Spin a negative into a positive. Do like I said. Make a slogan like “We support all types of eating” and it would go over like gang busters. Instead they decide to do what every corporate account does. Run and hide and pretend it never happened when it clearly happened cause screen grabs are forever.