Jail Inmate Lets Out A Huge Fart In The Courtroom And Pisses Off The Judge

Fuck that judge.  Seriously.  Where does he get off thinking he can dictate when and where a man can fart.  When a man’s gotta fart a man’s gotta fart.  The guy said he isn’t feeling well.  He needed to fart so let him fart.  You just want him to sit there feeling like his inside’s are going to explode?  That’s one of the worst feelings in the world.  A feeling I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.  A situation where you can’t fart but have to fart is a terrible situation.  As a society we need to deem farts completely appropriate at all times in all situations (this obviously doesn’t apply to women because they don’t fart).  And I don’t care if the judge looks at these shackled inmates like they’re the scum of the Earth.  They still hold every right to fart when they need to fart.  The way we treat the weakest among us says a lot about us or some shit.  Bottom line, you can’t determine when a fart is gonna happen.  That’s what God is for.  Especially not when you’re in jail.  That guy has been eating rotten jailhouse food for weeks.  No digestive system is gonna welcome that with open arms.  Farts are gonna happen.