Yeah! Shotgun barrel pointed right at your face on this Friday morning! Big kiss! Who needs coffee? I gotta say, shit like this is some of my favorite because I’m absolutely stunned by how it all came together and Mario actually clicks send on that picture. Mario has 900,000 followers on Instagram. I just don’t fundamentally understand how a person that famous can go, “I hate my haters. Alright, you know what we’re gonna do? I’m gonna go get my shotgun and point it at you while you’re holding my phone. It’s gonna be awesome. Should we do it in the living room? Nah let’s do it in the dining room. The light is better in there. Alright, got the shotgun, I’m pointing it at you. Take the picture Did you get a good one? Sweet, just gonna send this out to 900,000 people” and at no point during that production he or somebody around him raised their hand and said this might be a bad idea. Not a single one. It’s like those companies that keep doing those Twitter hashtag #AskRogerGoodell things. It’s not going to end well. It just won’t. Mario already deleted the picture and is getting blasted for it. At this point I don’t think athletes will ever learn.
PS- I wouldn’t fuck with a dude with a crazy mohawk to being with, but add a shotgun into the mix and I’m officially pissing my pants. All of that just screams crazy.
Italian????….can we get an ancestry.com confirmation?
i bet if he shoots it like that he takes his eye out
Why is this such a “bad idea?” It’s a picture of a guy holding a gun; not shooting people.
@christosterone he’s from Ghana originally but he was adopted by an Italian family so he plays soccer for Italy. He’s also batshit insane.
can he play tightend? – Bill
@christosterone he was adopted
p.s. begin with you illiterate fuck
he was born in italy to parents from ghana, then sort of adopted by italians, but no one really cares
God forbid a black guy uses his fists, except Tyson… He’s alright
Here it comes: “He has every right to point a shotgun, you lib pussy.” “No shit, you mouthbreathing right wing closted fag. It’s just stupid to put it out there.” “It was a free country til your boy Barry and the Thought Police ruined it.” “It’s Italy, not America, dumbass. Go back to watching Nancy Grace in your mom’s basement.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yon2GyoiM must be a sicilian
Also @woffel if you think pointing a gun at anyone under any circumstances isn’t a “bad idea” you’re a fucking moron and should probably never own a firearm
trent you realize how racist the rest of the world is right? they had to make a vow to not be racist before one of the WC games
if youre wondering why this picture is a terrible idea its because this guy once lit his house on fire shooting fireworks out of his window
He’s black. He’ll still miss
He’s from Ghana guys he was adopted and raised Italian never the less he’s the only reason I follow AC Milan
Tubby, I’d like to know who you would fuck with.
He’s one of the guys who makes an otherwise bring sport interesting
@woffel- Ive opened a guide service to hunt all these anti-gun fags. The season runs from Jan. 1st to Dec 31st. The cost is 0. Actually I pay 100$ for every hide brought in. The price is triple for the hides of Wilburham, Oswald copperpot, and Dylan. Hit me up @ putinsbastardson@gmail. Looking forward to a very successful hunt with you
This is about as close as you’re gonna get to the real life Simon Phoenix from Demolition Man
Damn you simonc17.. beating me to the punch
The emoticons really Sent a chill down my spine.
Johnny got a shotgun and he ain’t even strong enough to cock one
He set off fireworks in his own house or something when he was with Manchester City. Dude is certifiably insane and I love it
http://www.businessinsider.com/crazy-mario-balotelli-stories-2012-11?op=1 the man is fucking brilliant.
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