In The Mood For A Mid-Day Pants Shitting? Watch These Lunatics Base Jump Off A Super Tall Building

Fuuuuuuck that.  Fuck that everyday.  It always amazes me that people do this type of stuff for fun.  They voluntarily jumped off that 2,717 foot building.  Ya know, just to know what it feels like.  Nobody forced them to do it or anything.  I’m not wired like that in the least.  Some of my friends have asked me if I wanted to go sky diving with them and I almost ended the friendship right then and there.  I have enough things to worry about like getting diabetes or having a heart attack. Not to mention I can barely get on a plane where I’m going to stay inside of it the whole time.  Jumping out of a moving one just isn’t on the agenda.  I like having my feet planted firmly on the bosom of Mother Earth.  I could be drugged and dragged to the top of that building, have a shotgun put to my head and told to jump and I’d help the guy pull the trigger.

PS- I’m sure it was just the camera angle but that helicopter looked a little too close for comfort.  If I’m jumping from a tall building the last thing I want to have weighing on my mind is the possibility of getting chopped into little bits by a copter blade.  I’d be worried enough about flying into the ground at a million miles per hour and turning into putty.