I'm Almost Positive Ian Poulter Is Trolling Me With This Tweet Complaining About A Courtesy Car Boo Boo

Ian Poulter’s got me all fucked up. It’s the same dilemma I had when he tweeted about his private jet being delayed 30 minutes. I can’t decide if he’s become self aware and is trolling me these tweets or if he really is this big of an asshole. If he’s become self aware then he’s got me right where he wants me. I’m confused. I don’t totally know which way is up and I’m angry.  If he’s really just this big of an asshole then seriously fuck him. His tweets are the definition of #FirstWorldProblems.  Complaning about private jets and courtesy cars. Complaining about a free car and how it might be hard to play golf for a living. To be honest, that’s the part that gets me and almost makes me believe he’s calculated with a tweet like that.  The “courtesy” car part. He could’ve easily just said car and the tweet is instantly a pretty normal tweet. So did he say “courtesy car” because his head is in the clouds and to show off how rich he is or did he say it because he knew it’d stir up shit?  I’m like a dog chasing it’s tail and I hate that that might ultimately be Poulter’s master plan. Fuck Ian Poulter. Prayers up though.