If I'm This Pole Vaulter I Never Stop Bragging About How My Dick Got Me Eliminated From The Olympics
That is hands down the best thing that has ever happened to that guy. I’d go as far as to say that’s the best thing that has ever happened to any guy. Does it suck he got eliminated from the Olympics? Yes. Tough break to train non-stop for years only to have it snatched away by the body part you protect most. It’s a stunning act of betrayal by that guy’s dick. Did it probably hurt since his dick went head first into a pole? Also yes. But this guy and his dick have all sorts of street cred now. Piles and piles of it. Not only is it a great story but girls are gonna be lining up around the block to fuck/suck/caress/admire the dick that had the girth to eliminate a man from the Olympics. You can’t pay for that type of publicity. He should never stop talking about this. When he introduces himself to people at parties he should skip his name all together. Go right to the part about having a dick big enough that it got him bounced from the highest level of sport. Incredible. Enjoy all that fucking, my good man.