Ian Poulter Bragging About His Ferrari Collection Is Just Another Reason To Hate Ian Poulter

Such an asshole. Oh he’s so #lucky and so #blessed to be able to collect his precious Ferraris. Who collects Ferraris?  That seems like the top 1% of the Asshole Community. Nobody does that.  People drive Ferraris and that’s awesome.  If I had any money at all and could afford a Ferrari, I’d buy one in a heartbeat.  But to collect them like they’re baseball cards?  Get a grip, Poulter.  Some people might think Poulter has become self aware of his douche baggery over time and that’s why he tweets this shit.  I say no chance.  Ian Poulter is King Euro Douche Bag and he simply loves collecting Ferraris and I hate his guts for it.

Here are a few other reasons to hate Poulter

He looks like this

He’s from here

He’s soft as baby shit and stomps his feet when you say he’s gonna miss the cut at the Masters #USA

And then of course there’s my favorite Ian Poulter moment of all

#NeverForget

Then again that’s precisely the type of tweet you’d expect from a guy who brags about his Ferrari collection.

#FuckIanPoulter

PS- Just gimme one of those cars, Ian. You don’t need 5.

h/t mitch