I Would Party With This Chick Who Got Stoned Then Got Naked Then Nakedly Drove Her Car Into A Utility Pole And Cut The Entire Town's Power

The Smoking Gun- A naked driver who knocked out power to a Seattle suburb when she crashed her Volkswagen into a utility pole was under the influence of marijuana at the the accident, according to police. Crystal Daniels, 23, was charged this month with driving under the influence of an intoxicating drug after tests showed that the THC concentration in her blood was above the legal limit in Washington, where recreational use of marijuana is legal. Daniels, seen at right, is scheduled for a September 10 pretrial hearing in King County District Court on the misdemeanor count. According to police reports, Daniels, a Tacoma resident, drove her vehicle into a utility pole around 1:40 AM on June 17. The crash caused power lines to fall to the ground and resulted in “about a hundred yards of flames.” The resulting electricity outage affected about 4000 residents in Shoreline, a city about 10 miles from Seattle.

Party naked, baby!  Love this girl’s style.  Maybe not so much the getting super duper high and driving around in a car to the point where she crashes part but definitely the getting super duper high and her first thought being, “Well, guess I’ll get naked now” part.  That’s a party girl if I’ve ever seen one.  Although you do run the risk of getting out partied by her and then you look like a giant pussy.  That’s never a good look.  She seems like the type of girl that would run laps around me in the party department.  I can’t do it like I used to.  I’m all for getting blazed with a girl but if she starts instantly tearing tearing her clothes off and wants to drive around I’m gonna get body shy.  Being real high and then remembering you haven’t done a sit up since the last summer Olympics sounds like a living nightmare.  Think she’d notice if I just kept my shirt on?  That would be the play I think. Party-naked-but-I’m-gonna-keep-my-shirt-on-like-a-fat-kid-at-the-pool-because-I’m-high-and-scared, baby!