Guy Claims There's No Way He Flashed His Dick In Public Because His Dick Is So Small That He's Embarrassed To Whip It Out

Metro- A serial flasher has been jailed after a prostitute appeared in court last minute and gave a detailed description of his penis. Hinton Sheryn, 68, had denied he would get his genitals out in public – because he was embarrassed it was ‘unusually small’. But officers managed to find a prostitute he used who came to court at the last minute and contested his claims. The female sex worker described his manhood and told Plymouth Crown Court it was a normal size. Her late intervention helped convict the successful author, who has now been jailed for 17 years after being convicted of 18 perverted crimes. The former pop promoter was so notorious for exposing himself in the village near Plymouth, Devon, where he lived in the 1970s and 1980s he was known as ‘the flasher’. He regularly exposed himself in the street, usually performing an indecent act, and one villager reportedly threatened to cut off his penis if he continued his lewd behaviour.

These hoes literally ain’t loyal.  The guy had the perfect defense to fight the serial flashing charges against him.  He claimed that his dick is so small and embarrassing that he’d have to be an insane person to whip out out in public and show unsuspecting people. That’s genius. It really is.  I’m not a lawyer or a judge or educated but that’s the most iron clad defense I’ve ever heard because it’s true 99.9% of the time. The only people who are willing to pull out their dicks in scenarios where dicks aren’t wanted are guys who have confidence in their dick. You gotta really be packing to let that thing breathe in a public place.  Otherwise you keep that zipper zipped and the belt latched. So he had it made. He was gonna walk. Well that was until a hooker he’s been going to for 20 years walked her high heels into court and said he has a normal sized dick and should be thrown in jail. He got convicted because of her testimony. Hey honey, you know what the fastest way to lose clientele is?  To start snitching about a man’s dick size after he paid you money for sex. That ain’t right.  This is America.  If men can’t trust their secrets with sex workers then who can we trust?  The world is going to shit in a hurry.