Gun Range In Florida Gets The Ok To Start Serving Alcohol At Their Facility
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — Daytona Beach city commissioners have given approval to an indoor shooting range that will include a restaurant that sells alcoholic beverages. Commissioners raised safety concerns over the mix of alcohol and guns on the same property before voting on the measure on Wednesday night. The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports Commissioner Ruth Trager was the lone holdout as the questioned the developers about how they’ll know whether someone is sober or a felon. Ron Perkinson told commissioner the group plans to turn the vacant building into an upscale restaurant, not a bar. But he says he needs alcohol sales to make the restaurant profitable. He told commissioners he’ll keep a watch list of customers who may cause trouble and will call police when necessary.
As crazy as this idea sounds it’s the perfect idea for the state of Florida and I’ll tell you why. Because we need to start using Florida the way it deserves to be used and that’s as a place for human experimentation. A place where crazy, longshot theoreticals get put into real-life action. Not sure why we haven’t already been doing this but it almost makes too much sense. It’s already the most fucked up of the 50 states by a LONG way. So why not try out some crazy shit and see what happens? Alcohol at a gun range is a fantastic start. I’m proud of Floridians for thinking of it on their own. And let’s be real, the only thing more empowering than shooting a gun is shooting a gun when you’re lit like a Christmas tree off 5 vodka lemonades. And if a couple people get shot in the face, it’s fine. It’s Florida! Nobody actually cares. A booze-filled gun range can be just the tip of the human experiment ice berg. Maybe serve a little meth at the gun range too. See what goes down. How about coked up bungee jumping instructors? Heroin addict school teachers? I’m telling you, the possibilities are endless. Florida has been preparing for this it’s entire existence.
I like how all it took to get alcohol in the gun range was for the guy to say, “Hey, I’ve got a list. If I see anybody on the list I’ll call the cops.” and the city government was like, “Sold!”
He told commissioners he’ll keep a watch list of customers who may cause trouble and will call police when necessary.