Girls Can Barely Keep It In Their Pants Over The New Instagram Account "Hot Dudes Reading"

Daily Mail- The only thing better than spotting a gorgeous guy on your long journey home is one engrossed in a novel. But if there are no crush-worthy cuties on your line, now there’s a place where you can swoon over all the gorgeous bookworms seen riding the subway: @hotdudesreading on Instagram.  The account for ‘good looks and good books’ is less than two weeks old, but has already amassed a following of more than 100,000 – thanks to New York’s commuters taking creeper shots.  Hot Dudes Reading introduces us to the best the New York Transit Authority has to offer –  from clean-cut Patrick Bateman types to the sculptor whose side job is modeling for Banana Republic. Whether their noses are in a newspaper, notebook or novel on the F Train, handsome gents are pictured alongside a witty description and humorous hashtag with book puns galore. And with Valentine’s Day fast approaching, it’s good to know there are attractive and literate men in the wild.  

So this is the newest thing that girls can’t stop won’t top finger blasting themselves to on social media.  Hot guys on the subway reading books. Sure.  Why not.  Run up the score on us ugly dudes, you animals.  These guys hit the genetic lottery in the looks department and they still think they need to take the time to read?  Fuck that and fuck them.  Come on fellas.  This is completely unnecessary.  If you’re good looking you don’t have to know how to read.  You’ve been handed a golden ticket in the form of your face.  Put the books away and let your granite-like chin lines do the talking.  At least give us way-below-average a chance.  Although, if those guys are simply staring at those books and not reading them so girls think they’re hot and smart then I say well played.  If it’s on purpose I’m fine with it.  Hunters gonna hunt.  It’s those assholes who actually are reading the books and also have the looks of a male model.  Those are the real assholes.

Whoa!  Look at that stone cold fox!  I bet he’s really smart.