Eric The Bird Is A Real Asshole, Calls The Family Dog A "Fucking Cunt"

Hey Eric, fuck you bro.  Birds can’t talk to dogs like that.  Nobody can talk to dogs like that actually.  Calling a dog a fucking cunt is the quickest way to get your beak snatched right off your face. I love animals but that bird can go ahead and die right on the spot for all I care.  All that dog wants to do is play because that’s all dogs want to do ever.  Play play play.  That’s why they’re the best.  Dog probably thinks the bird is playing and not calling him a fucking cunt right to his face.  Why?  Cause a dog can’t even imagine another living species being so mean to them.

PS- In actuality this is for sure the owners fault.  Hey lady, maybe don’t go running around the house yelling “fucking cunt!” all the time and the bird won’t repeat it when it’s playing with the dog.