Dude Tries To Fling His Poop At The Judge After He's Sentenced To 40 Years

SPRINGFIELD — A man who was being sentenced for a string of robberies across Springfield threw feces during his sentencing this morning. Ricky Hand concealed the feces on his person and threw it after he was sentenced to 40 years in prison for his role in the robberies. Hand faced 30 charges of breaking and entering, safe-cracking, aggravated robbery, abduction and attempted safe-cracking, in April, according to court records. He pleaded guilty to seven of the original charges in a Clark County Common Pleas courtroom earlier this month.

Real talk. The first time I watched that I didn’t know what the fuck was about to happen. Like, the title of the video is Dude Flings Feces At Judge so I obviously kinda knew, but when he was like, “Well then how about this……” I thought some Joker shit was about to go down. Like maybe the judge’s gavel was gonna explode or a bunch of mental patients were gonna swarm the courtroom with Ak-47s. Anything was possible. I was ready for anything. But then he just half-heartedly threw his own poop and got tackled by 30 cops. And I can’t say I blame him. I’d lash out too. It’s the people who get sentenced to decades in prison and don’t lose their shit (puns) that are the weird ones. You sentence me to 40 years and I’m gone freak the fuck out. That includes throwing my own poop at someone. So I get it.