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Dude Gives A+ Answers To Why He Ran From The Cops Including "I'm Just An Adrenaline Junkie"

 

 

Nailed it, bro. Sincerely.  Thank you for brightening my day. Nothing will turn your day around faster than watching a Texas hick get interviewed right after he led police on a wild goose chase.  The whole interview is pure gold from wire to wire.  From him being shocked that they shot at him to him saying he always has weed on him. We all know a guy like that. “Yeah man, I always got weed on me.”  But when he dropped the, “I’m just an adrenaline junkie” I cried tears of joy. Actual belly laughs that my neighbors could probably hear. Weird brag from him. That might be a weirder brag than Stevie Wonder bragging to viewers last night how he can read braille and we can’t. He’s an adrenaline junkie! Put him up there with the greats like Shaun White, Travis Pastrana, Tony Hawk and Dave Mirra (RIP). Jonathan Davis is the latest man to join that list. He’s like Ricky Bobby. He wants to go fast.

 

I also love his logic of why he ran from the cops. He’s sick and tired of getting arrested for weed so might as well see if I can out run the cops. Duh. Bulletproof logic. Or he could stop carrying weed all the time but then he wouldn’t be the “Yeah man, I always got weed on me” guy and once you’re that guy, you’re always that guy.