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Dude Catches Somebody Listening To REALLY Loud Porn In A Public Bathroom

 

 

 

Barbaric.  Simply barbaric.  Jerking off in a public bathroom is risky business as is.  To take it a step further and blast your YouJizz video at full volume is something else.  The most awkward part of that wasn’t the sound of the chick getting fucked.  The most awkward part was the silence that followed after the guy told him to turn it off.  Just a dreadful silence.  Because the guy watching porn obviously thought he was alone and could do whatever the hell he wanted in there.  I’ve never watched porn on full blast in a public bathroom but I get the feeling of being alone in one.  It’s great.  Get the handicap stall?  Even better.  You can rip farts as loud as you want.  Sing to yourself.  Tap your feet to a beat you made up.  It’s bliss.  And, apparently to this guy, it’s cool to watch porn with volume cranked.  Nothing worse than when you’re letting loose on a public toilet on Taco Tuesday and you think you’re alone only to realize there’s somebody else in there.  I’d have to imagine it’s a trillion times worse when you get caught watching porn.  The silence in that video was horrific.  So much shame on the other side of that metal bathroom divider. The only thing to do then is sprint outta there and hope nobody catches a glimpse of your face.