Dude Takes Off In His Glider Plane Then Realizes There's A Terrorist On Board AKA A Cat

Alright so maybe “terrorist” was too strong a word to use for that cat.  Or maybe not.  The cat didn’t try to scratch out the eyes of the pilot mid-flight like I thought he would.  Then again, that would’ve resulted in the cat dying and cats are too selfish to take themselves out.  At the very least the cat is a bum because he didn’t pay for a ticket.  Just snuck on for a plane ride like a piece of shit free loader.  Cats are the worst.  Shout out to the pilot for not crashing the plane the second he saw the cat.  He was able to keep himself together despite seeing a small animal hanging out on his wing when he was already in the air.  He laughed it off like it was no big deal.  No way I don’t crash that plane into the nearest tree the second I see something out of the ordinary going on, ya know, like a cat just chillin on the wing.

PS- On the flip side, the pilot should prob check the wings for living creatures before take off.  Feels like that should be standard operating procedure.