Caroline Wozniacki Tweets Out A Selfie From Bed This Morning And Rory Shoots Back-To-Back-To-Back Double Bogeys On The Front 9

Good morning Miami! Let’s see what you have to offer today! #selfie pic.twitter.com/1vZ8mMeK1v

— Caroline Wozniacki (@CaroWozniacki) May 30, 2014

Ohhhhhh I see what’s going on here.  I see what you’re doing Caroline and I don’t like it.  I don’t like it one bit.  If you were skeptical before about Caroline being a conniving bitch who wants to ruin Rory well this should convince you.  “Oh Rory is on an absolute roll and played an unbelievable round of golf on Thursday?  I guess I’ll just tweet out a picture of myself from bed Friday morning and see how that goes” Classic “I just got dumped over the phone and am fucking pissed” chick move.  It worked too.  On holes 13-15 Rory went double bogey, double bogey, double bogey and is having a DISASTROUS round.  He shoot 7 over on the first 9.  He might crack 100 today.  And this just the stuff the public can see.  I can’t imagine the texts she’s sending him behind the scenes.  Probably a bunch of “I still love you” texts and maybe a few nudies.  Women are the worst.  They’re the worst because they know us too well.  Poor Rory.  I’m still pulling for him but this might derail the whole thing.

PS- Look at her Twitter avatar.  She changed it to that today.  Tell me that’s not the avatar of a chick plotting to derail Rory’s career.  I dare you.   PYSCHO.