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Best Way To Settle A Dispute With A Neighbor? Sit Naked In The Backyard And Threaten Them With An AK-47

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SALISBURY, NC (WBTV) – A Rowan County man was jailed under a $2,000 bond, charged with indecent exposure and communicating threats, and investigators say the man admitted to them that he committed both acts because of a dispute with his neighbor. According to the Rowan County Detention Center web site, Brian Tracy Carroll, 45, was booked into the jail on Saturday night just after 7:30. The incident was first reported to deputies on Saturday afternoon, according to the report. A homeowner near Deal Road had called to say that his neighbor was sitting in the back yard totally naked, and that his chair was less than thirty feet from where the homeowner’s teen daughter was riding a horse. When deputies arrived, they found Carroll “completely naked” on the back porch of his home at 2828 Deal Road, lot 5. The report indicated Carroll had a towel around his neck. The report notes that when asked why he was naked, Carroll, referring to his neighbor said “he p***** me off so I sat in that chair.” Carroll allegedly told deputies that he wanted to be naked and wasn’t going to put on any clothes, stating “I don’t care.” Deputies asked Carroll if he had threatened his neighbors by saying that he had an AK-47 and “knew how to use it.” Carroll said that he did make the statement, then laughed, according to the report. The report notes that Carroll, who is listed as “disabled” on the arrest report, was exposing his “private parts” and “other full frontal nudity.”

 

 

 

I believe this is what the hashtag #PowerMovesOnly was created for. Because sitting naked in the backyard and threatening your neighbor with an AK-47 is a power move.  The refusal to put any clothes on even after the cops tell him to is another power move.  So many power moves my head is starting to spin. It may seem like the guy who drunkenly threatened his neighbor with a high-powered rifle is the asshole in this scenario but we don’t know that.  We don’t have have both sides of the story.  All the guy said was he did it because his neighbor, “pissed him off.”  That’s pretty open ended.  It could be anything.  Who knows.  Maybe what the other neighbor did makes sitting outside in your birthday suit seem tame. Another point in his favor is he looks to be in really good shape so really how bad was looking at hime naked in a lawn chair?  Exactly.  Not that bad.  Hard to be too angry when you’re staring at the body of an Adonis.

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PS- Guy looks familiar.  Can’t place him.