Bachelor Contestants Were Just Released, Here's My Gut Reaction Pick To Win It All

Shot out of a cannon. Didn’t even think about it. Didn’t read any of the profiles. Didn’t do a deep dive on all the contestants (yet). Elizabeth “Liz” is my predicted winner AKA I find her the hottest but that absolutely counts for something. She’s head and shoulders above every other girl in terms of looks. She’s gonna steal Nick V.’s heart and run off with it. I can sense it. Oh hey by the way, welcome to the best time of the year folks! Bachelor season. The time of year where we get to judge people without guilt and, most importantly, get to see Chris Harrison on a weekly basis. If you haven’t jumped on the Bachelor bandwagon you are purely an idiot. Best reality show on TV by a country mile. Not to mention me and Chief and Kelly Keegs made it cool for both sexes to watch. Ok fine, if you wanna pretend that your girlfriend/wife makes you watch it every Monday night so you can protect your precious masculinity, that’s fine. Go ahead. As long as you’re watching. Show debuts in less than a month. Let’s fucking ROLL.

Wanna comb through the list of contestants yourself and pick a winner? Damn right you do. Here’s the link