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Dude Is So Angry About His Overbooked Flight That He Strips Naked And Throws A Tantrum

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Daily Mail- Travelers at a North Carolina airport had a rude awakening on Wednesday morning when a man stripped naked to protest at his flight being overbooked. According to witnesses at Charlotte Douglas International Airport, the man was attempting to get on board a US Airways flight to Jamaica. One witness said he heard a man yelling and sounding very angry. An airport employee told her that the man was angry over his flight. ‘He had his clothes on, at that point, and then he started standing there with his arms crossed and hollering at the lady at the desk,’ Sherry Ketchie told WBTV.  ‘He stood there for a moment and then started taking off his clothes. I ain’t never seen nothing [like that] in my life.’ Airport security surrounded the man as he started to strip, but he stood naked on the concourse for about an hour, said Ketchie.  ‘I was not expecting to see nothing like that, I’ve never seen nothing like that at Charlotte Douglas airport. Never,’ she said. ‘And that’s when I got out my phone and started taking pictures.’ 

 

 

I gotta tell ya, this is weird, but it’s not that weird considering it happened in an airport.  Every time I’m in an airport I feel like I’m on a different planet and that anything can happen at any time.  Like I stepped into a portal.  Or a dream.  They’re the weirdest places in the world.  People going every which way, some have been there for 25 minutes while others have been there for 3 days or 3 weeks but even they don’t know how long they’ve been there.  Everyone is just a miserable zombie munching on Auntie Anne’s and wanting to die.  There’s the contestant chatter of important-looking business men on their phones having conversations that won’t matter in 100 years because we’ll all be dead.  So yeah, I get where this guy is coming from.  Airports are fucking weird.  He figured he was in a safe space to go ahead and throw a naked tantrum.  We’re in an airport!  I can do whatever I want!  Normal rules don’t apply here.  If I wanna pull out my dick and swing it around because I’m mad about my flight being overbooked then that’s exactly what I’m gonna do.  More power to the guy.

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PS- Makes a lot more sense when you realize his flight was headed to Jamaica.  He got so close.  He was ready to leave that God forsaken place called Charlotte.  It was gonna be nothing but beaches and girls in bikinis and they ripped that away from him.