A Protestor At The RNC Lit An American Flag On Fire Then Accidentally Lit Himself In Fire Then Accidentally Caught Other People On Fire

BP- The atmosphere outside the Quicken Loans Arena turned volatile on Wednesday when police moved to put an end to a flag-burning episode. Doing what they excel at, hating America, hard left provocateurs outside the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland made a feeble attempt to burn an American flag — the task almost proved to be too daunting for them — as police rushed in to extinguish the flames. In the end, police arrested 17 people, according to CBS New York. The Cleveland Police department’s blunt — and unbeliveable — tweet took off like, well, wildfire:

Just little heads up to everyone, this is how fire works. I don’t know why or how but it just does. It spreads. It spreads like a mother fucker. I’ve spent a decent amount of time thinking about fire and I have come to that conclusion. First of all, don’t be an asshole and light the American flag on fire. That flag has never done anything to you except give you freedom an delicious hot dogs. Also, don’t light anything on fire in a crowded area where a riot is taking place. Again, fire spreads. It’ll spread right from the American flag onto your body and then onto any of the other bodies you touch while running around in pain because YOU’RE ON FIRE. These seem like common sense things but Cleveland might be having a shortage of common sense at the moment. Let’s make a rule. No more fire in Cleveland until the conclusion of the RNC.