A New Reality Show Is In The Works That Will Show Women Giving Birth Outdoors Without Doctors Or Medical Assistance

Daily Mail- A new reality show announced by Lifetime on Wednesday will follow young parents who forego not only hospitals during the birthing process, but also any shelter at all. Born in the Wild will portray the men and women who decide that giving birth surrounded by only the beauty and serenity of nature and away from any doctors or modern interventions is the way to go. Inspired by the huge popularity of a YouTube video that shows a woman giving birth in a tropical creek, some critics say such a show could kick off a dangerous trend that will endanger mothers and their babies alike.

Hey I have a suggestion:  How about no?  Let’s not do this.  I don’t care if that one YouTube video got over 20 million views.  Either that’s some sort of error or it was one weirdo sitting in his basement watching the video over and over and over and over again because fucking nobody wants to see a lady give birth out in the wild with no doctors or medicine.  I don’t want to see a woman give birth period.  I’m pretty sure I speak for everybody there.  I can’t believe this is even being discussed.  Actually, I know what’s going on here.  The older generations are trying to pull a fast one on our generation by calling it a “reality show” to rope us in because we smartly realized that having kids is a choice, not something you HAVE TO do like previous generations viewed it.  And the previous generations are pissed that we figured it out before kids ruined our lives.  So now they have to find ways to force us to watch the horrific scene that is child birth.  It’s the same thing when Pope Francis said the other day that not having kids will leave you bitter.  He’s part of the propaganda machine too.  The school of thought from them is, “If we threw away our hopes and dreams because we had children and were forced to sit there and watch a human baby gruesomely burst out of a vagina then so should our kids.”  Well I won’t be a part of it.  Nope.  Fuck the pope and fuck this show.  I won’t be a victim of the machine.

PS- If this show happens, and it sounds like it will, how long will it last though?  Probably not long because the chances of a women dying while giving birth with no doctors and no medicine in the middle of nowhere is about 100%.  Yet another reason this shouldn’t be happening in the first place.  In the words of the Joker, “People will die.”