21-Year-Old Jordan Spieth Just Bought A 2.3 Million Dollar House And It's Okay I Guess

CBS Sports- What’s a kid to do with all that cash? Buy a new house, of course. The affable Texan recently purchased a new home in the affluent Preston Hollow neighborhood which is home to Mark Cuban and other Dallas celebrities. Here’s a look at Spieth’s digs, according to Candysdirt.com. Spieth reportedly paid a little under $2.3 million for the home.

Meh.  Whatever.  I guess that’d be suitable for a 21 year old guy.  Giant house, pool in the backyard, hot tub too and a super sick outdoor patio to throw parties.  Again, meh.  Are those the things a 21 year old person enjoys?  Been so long since I was that age I forget if 21 year olds even like to drink and party.  So the joke might be on Jordan here.  Good luck with your super sweet house and skyrocketing golf career!  Boom Roasted.

PS- When I was 21 I lived with two other dudes in a tiny house that had a trampoline in the backyard and a basement that was used for nothing but beer pong and blunt smoking.  Game, set, match.  Trent is the winner.