WHITE SMOKE! I’VE GOT WHITE SMOKE!

Real bittersweet moment. On the one hand I’m absolutely on the edge of my seat waiting to see if we’ve got Black Pope or Mafia Pope. On the other hand I’m absolutely devastated this only took 5 ballots. I was hoping for at least a week of Conclavemania. Oh well. Time to go back to boring old pedophilia

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