Uber Introduces "UberChopper" Helicopter Service To The Hamptons, Free Car Rides Still Available For Stoolies
Uber Blog – Independence Day for New Yorkers is synonymous with fireworks, long weekends in the Hamptons, beaches, BBQs, and relaxation. Let’s not forget the most important part: FREEDOM. This year, we’re giving you the ultimate freedom – from the crowds, the traffic, and the long trip out East – with UberCHOPPER. Tap a single button to request a private driver who will transport you and four friends to the helipad, where you’ll take off directly for East Hampton. Another driver will be awaiting your arrival to drop you off at your final destination. Blair Waldorf, Don Draper, and Jay Gatsby got nothing on you. This is the epitome of luxury, convenience, and style. Once in the Hamptons, what better way to get from the beach to the bar than your own private driver, requested on-demand with the Uber app. We’re excited to announce that Uber is officially extending our reliable coverage from Southampton to Montauk this July 4th and for the weekends this summer.
Listen I’m a seasoned veteran of taking helicopters to the Hamptons. I was doing that shit 2 years ago before Uber even thought it was cool. Better late than never, Uber! I can assure there is no better way to travel. Forget about the LIRR. 4 hour train rides standing in the aisles is for the birds. 5 hours of traffic heading to Montauk is for losers. Round up some buddies and fly out to Montauk. 40 mins and you’re in paradise. If you got Bobby Bonilla money to spend, this shit is the way to go.
For the rest of the Stoolies traveling by ground this holiday, Barstool is still offering free $20 cab rides from Uber. No better week to be signed up for free rides everywhere. You’re gonna be drinking for about 5 days straight, and cops are everywhere on the 4th of July looking for drunk drivers. If every guy in your crew signs up for Uber through Barstool, you can all cash in your free rides and basically cruise around wasted the entire holiday going everywhere for free. Let Uber be your designated driver while you celebrate America the way you should – shitfaced trying to get laid.