This Man Banged His Pool Float and Got 11 Months in Prison For It

HAMILTON, OH (FOX19) – A Hamilton man with several prior public indecency convictions was sentenced Tuesday for having sex with a rubber pool float last summer. Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkinEdwin Charles Tobergta, 34, was indicted in July on one count of public indecency and pleaded guilty in September.According to an arrest report, Tobergta was arrested on June 15 after stepping out his back door, naked, and having sexual relations with a rubber pool float. The incident occurred in front of several children during the daylight hours.In August of 2011, he was arrested for a similar offense for having sex with a pink blow up swimming pool raft. In another public indecency case in 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.Tobergta was sentenced to 11 months in prison Tuesday morning in Butler County Common Pleas Court.

Old Edwin, he’ll fuck anything. I’ve laid on pool rafts at least a thousand times in my life and never once thought about having sex with it. My track record isn’t spotless, but I have a few standards. Plus, if you’re going to fuck a pool raft, don’t do it in front of the kids. That’s rule #1 at almost every pool.

11 months seems kind of harsh. It’s just raft fucking, he didn’t actually touch any of the kids.  I’d hate to see this guys smoke shows though.

-J. with the tip. latips@barstoolsports.com