The "Doesn't Matter Who's In The Net" Game 5 Live Blog

Have you ever seen the whole world suck a backup goalie’s dick like the way they are with Tomas Vokoun??? Its absolutely insane. He’s a 36 year old backup who hasn’t played in an NHL Playoff game in 6 years. I get that he’s a veteran goalie and I know literally anyone on the planet earth would be better than Fleury but you’d honestly think Brodeur in his prime is gonna be between the pipes tonight for Pittsburgh.

Tomas Vokoun ain’t gonna be the difference in this series. Goaltending for the Penguins was never what anybody feared. That doesn’t change now. It all comes down to the Islanders staying out of the box while continuing to play rough, physical hockey with Princess Crosby, Malkin, and the rest of those fucking nancies from Pittsburgh. Continue to control the puck and limit giveaways (least giveaways of any playoff team). And continue to believe.

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