The Bad Boys Of Boggan'n Need To Work On Their High Fives

So it seems like Stoolies have decided to nitpick as per usual with our latest adventure. This time they’ve decided to make fun of our high fiving ability. I guess what you guys don’t realize is that the Bad Boys of Boggan’n don’t care about trivial bullshit like high five execution. What a pointless ritual anyway. Smack you hand against my hand? Uh no thanks bro. I’d rather go get cut off at Applebees at 6pm or set LL Bean Toboggan land speed records or intimidate the shit out of the state of Maine or some other Bad Boy activity. I guess all the normal, law abiding citizens out there care about looking cool when you’re high fiving. But when you’re in the Bad Boys of Boggan’n in a pink and purple lycra leotard you don’t need to worry about looking cool. Thats already a given.