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Real Life Lesbians React To Sex Scene In French Lesbian Movie

Laist – The lengthy sex scene between the leads of “Blue Is The Warmest Color” created a stir—and not just among moviegoers who might feel uncomfortable watching a scene that required vagina molds for its actresses. Manohla Dargis of the New York Times complained that this sex scene seemed to consider the perspective of a straight male viewers more than its lesbian characters. Julie Maroh’s, the author of the graphic novel, agreed: “It appears to me this was what was missing on the set: lesbians.” So Yeni Sleidi of Posture Magazine decided to query a few Real Life Lesbians for their thoughts on the notorious sex scene. Taylor was turned off by too much ass-play, “I thought it was hot at the beginning, and then it got ridiculous when they kept switching sex positions every ten seconds. It started to feel like an infomercial for a kitchen product, where they try and showcase all the things it can do. ‘It can chop, it can slice, it can dice, it can puree, it can eat out your asshole.” Heather seemed to like it, though she complained that Emma’s “Hot Topic manic panic hair” made her “look like a rave girl from Liverpool in 1997.” She added, “In Lesbian sex there’s a whole lot more crying.”vZia couldn’t have been more blasé about the whole thing. “I think it was overall pretty boring. I think it was pretty obviously two straight women pretending to have sex on camera for pay. Go figure, yeah, haven’t seen that one before.”

Lets get the obvious out of the way:

Yes:

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NO:

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No:

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No:

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Not that it matters because all these chicks don’t like dick and I’m sure their sex lives are infinitely better with other women than they would ever be with me. But Hella can for sure get it. The rest, not so much.

Anywho, your boy needs to see this sex scene. Anyone know where I can find it/masturbate to it? I did some in depth research AKA Google search and then a google search with Reddit at the end. Nada. But it just sounds like a couple of chicks licking each other’s assholes and scissoring. Which is A-OK in my book. I’m assuming the idea here was to have real life lesbians watch it and talk about how unrealistic it was. Really what happened was I just watched 4 chicks who seemed to be getting wetter and wetter by the second. A couple of them tried to put up a front like “I’m such a real dyke, these girls are fake” but on the inside you know they wish someone was tonguing their B-hole. Hella sounds like a kinky little minx with her reverse cowgirl scissoring and not once did she condemn the rim job so you know shes down. And really why would they? Its not like I watch straight porn and I think about how unrealistic it is. I watch it and I think about how much better it is than the sex I have. Actually kinda gives me hope that one day I’ll have sex like that. So these lesbians shouldn’t be thinking about how fake this is – they should be thinking about how their normal 69’ing move is lame. Get loose with it. Start burying your face in each others asses and scissoring for fun. Thats what lesbian sex should be.