NYC Salon Offering Chicks "Vagina Facials"
Page Six – The famous J Sisters, the Brazilian sisters who brought the Brazilian bikini wax to New York, and claim to be the favorite of celebs including Cameron Diaz and Naomi Campbell, are about to launch a new service — the “Vagina Facial” (which will henceforth be dubbed “The Vajaycial” by Page Six). We are told the J Sisters, who have been waxing women at their Midtown salon for more than two decades and were even mentioned in a 2000 “Sex and the City” episode, are this week launching “Gommage Therapy,” which according to those in the know is: “a facial type thing for the area ‘down there,’ and helps deal with cosmetic issues including ingrown hairs.” Gommage is a form of exfoliation used during facials, but is not known for being employed on more, ahem, intimate areas. And for ladies who want their private parts to look even prettier, we’re told the salon is also launching J Sisters Couture, which “is color and shaping treatment for the same area down there .?.?. for women of a certain age who are turning gray.” Please form an orderly line, ladies.
I don’t know about you but the term Vagina Facial has got me all revved up. Like I dont know what it is but I certainly wanna give a chick one. All that talk about “Gommage Therapy” and ingrown hairs isn;t all that sexy but saying “vagina facial” certainly is. Sounds like a category you’d find on PornHub. “Number 1 porn search of 2015: Vagina Facial.”
While we’re on this topic can we discuss the fact that its ridiculous chicks run around throwing the term “facial” out there all the time not understanding the consequences? Like yes, I understand that when you go to a salon and they treat the skin on your face, it makes perfect sense to call that a facial. But do you realize that every time you say facial any male within ear shot is thinking about cumming all over your face? Excuse me for being blunt but thats the point I’m trying to make here. We hear “facial” and we are thinking about cum on your face. Is that really what you want? Shouldn’t you girls just give in to the the fact that the definition of facial is 100% a money shot and start behaving accordingly? A distant second definition would be getting dunked on in basketball and way, way, way, WAY far back in third place are women at a spa getting a treatment for their face. I mean you can continue to say facial if you want, just understand the implications. We are absolutely thinking about Peter North tossing 7 or 8 ropes out every time you say that.
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Anal too. Anybody who uses the term anal in casual conversation to refer to being uptight and Type A is just a jackass. Really guy? You’re just gonna say “I’m so anal” out loud right to my face and not expect me to immediately think about you getting buttfucked? C’mon, man. I understand what you’re trying to say but do you expect me to not think you’re an asshole for using terminology that instantly makes people think about dicks going in buttholes?