New Jersey Powerball Winner Owes $29,000 In Child Support

Huff Po – The Passaic man who purchased the winning $338 million Powerball lottery ticket owes approximately $29,000 in child support, Passaic County Sheriff Richard H. Berdnik said Wednesday, but the money is expected to be paid by the state before his lottery winnings are released. Passaic County Sheriff’s Department officers stopped by Pedro Quezada’s School Street apartment Wednesday afternoon, according to neighbors. Berdnik said the department’s Warrant Squad is attempting to notify Quezada about the issue in an effort to have it “resolved in a timely manner.” If for some reason the child support weren’t paid, Quezada could face arrest. “Because of Mr. Quezada’s large winnings, generally the New Jersey Division of Lottery would satisfy the judgment before all of the winnings are released,” Berdnik said in an email. “Like everyone else, until this warrant is satisfied, Mr. Quezada is subject to potential arrest.”  Quezada, 44, who officially claimed his winning ticket in Trenton on Tuesday, is the father of five children ranging in age from 5 to 23 years old. He has said some of his children live in North Carolina. Bill Maer, spokesman for the Sheriff’s Department, said that the unpaid child support payments go back to 2009, and that the warrant is several years old.

Hey Sheriff I’m pretty sure Pedro can handle these payments now. He’s gonna Randy Moss Straight Cash Homie this child support. Probably stuff it her mouth Ted DiBiase million dollar man style. He can afford Antonio Cromartie, Travis Henry and Shawn Kemp’s child support combined now. Actually, the lump sum is only like $221 million so I don’t wanna push it. Maybe just Travis Henry and Kemp.

You know its funny, people always ask the question “If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you do with the money?” Now for a person like myself it would be to quit my job and go lay on a beach somewhere. The problem is, people like myself don’t win the lottery. Its only the degenerate scumbags of the world. Half the time they barely even have a job to quit. The first thing they do with their money is pay off their child support payments for their slew of bastards all across the country like Pedro Quezada. Then go make it rain at the strip club on a nightly basis, and when its all said and done, 5 years later, they throw a $400,000 crack party and they’re out of dough.

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PS – I’d imagine theres nothing quite as satisfying as rolling up to you Baby Mama’s house and being like “Hey you know that 10 grand I owed you? I’m worth 220 million dollars now, so here you go. Enjoy still being a single mom though!