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New Jersey Cop In Trouble For Creating Rap Videos Under The Name "Gat The Great"

NYDN - One New Jersey policeman’s gift of gab could soon be the bane of his existence. Officer Maurice Gattison, the Irvington, N.J., cop behind a profane-filled rap video recently posted to YouTube, is the subject of an internal investigation for making the wacky “gangsta rap” clip. Police authorities are probing Gattison, the head of the Irvington police union, as well as three other township officers, to see if they broke any department rules in recording the gangster-style video. Using the moniker “Gat the Great,” Gattison has reportedly filmed several rap videos, which feature the officer in a number of unusual situations, including one where he is behind the wheel of a car, sporting a lavish fur coat and fondling a thick roll of money. One video, reportedly titled “Temper Like An Alcoholic,” features Gattison rapping about drinking and crime, using an anti-gay epithet and calling himself a “felon for life.” “I wish (them) well, but still give (them) hell, they (are) fragile and frail. I make them feel me like brail. Yeah,” Gattison allegedly raps in one scene. “So I bang (them) with a hammer. My grammar is impeccable. My flow is unorthodox and exceptional. I’m (letting) you in with this greatness, (so) take this as a lesson before you have to meet the Smith and Wesson,” he adds, before concluding, “What, ya’ll stressing? True confession, I’m a felon for life, don’t make me fruit-cup your melon tonight.”

Hey Office Gattison who gives a fuck about your career as a cop, You spit hot fire! I’m talking like greatest rapper of all time, Dylan type of fire. Reminds me of Freddie Foxx on “The Militia.” Gat The Great just fucking tore it down here. “Don’t make me fruit-cup your melon tonight” is some A+ rap shit right there. “Chlamydia carrying faggot” is my new favorite insult. And this look right here:

Is about as cocky as it gets. Who gives a fuck what the township and the police department decide. Just bail on that whole law enforcement front. You’re a felon for life anyway.

PS – Is that a mace?


Hey Gat The Great I’m sure your gun is real scary but I have a seriously steadfast rule not to fuck with any dude wielding a mace. That dude is not to be trifled with.