New Canaan, Connecticut Offered $10 Million To Change Its Name To Sugardaddie.com

NCAdvertiser – A Florida-based online dating site has offered to pay New Canaan nearly $10 million to change the name of the town to SugarDaddie.com, Conn. Among the requests by the online dating website that claims to be “where the classy, attractive and affluent meet”are for Mead Park’s name to change and for a statue of Hugh Hefner to be erected near “SugarDaddie City Hall.” The company is offering $9.85 million to the Next Station to Heaven to change the name to “SugarDaddie.com, U.S.A,” according to a Monday press release from the company. According to its website, SugarDaddie.com is ”where the classy, attractive and affluent meet.” Here is what the company is asking New Canaan to do to get the money:

• Make a 10-year commitment to officially change the name of New Canaan, Conn., toSugarDaddie.com, U.S.A.

• All official government correspondence, institutions and street signs would have to be changed to reflect the new name of SugarDaddie.com, U.S.A. This includes renaming Mead Park to SugarDaddie.com Park.

• The New Canaan Town Hall, currently under renovation, would have to be renamed SugarDaddie Town Hall.

• The CEO of SugarDaddie.com ”must receive a key to the city in a formal ceremony presented by local government officials (open to the media and the public).”

• “All city marketing resources must be made to reflect the city’s official new name and must be fully implemented within 6 months,” according to the press release.

• “There must be a Hugh Hefner statue, or somebody else that best represents the Sugar Daddy lifestyle, erected near SugarDaddie City Hall for at least 12 years,” according to the press release.

10 million bucks? What kind of bullshit offer is that for New Canaan? Thats straight ashtray money for those people. Can’t go demanding name changes and erecting statues for peanuts like that. You’d think these guys would show some respect for the very town “where the classy, attractive and affluent meet” but apparently not. I would gladly offer up my own name to SugarDaddie.com for $10 million, but something tells me I don’t represent the same attributes that New Canaan, CT represents. Plus I’m as far from a SugarDaddie as it gets. I’m more of a SugarBaby. My girlfriend should change her name to SugarMama for $10 mil and I’ll change mine to SugarBaby for like 10 grand.

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Anyway, my name is completely for sale. If Entenmann’s wants me to change my name to Rich Frosted Donuts, just cut the check and I’m there. Especially for like $10 million. I will change my name to absolutely anything for 10 million bucks.