Meet Arthur, Your Next Jeopardy Sensation
This is Arthur. He’s one of the most smug motherfuckers you’ll ever meet. He thrashed some bitch who looked like Skeletor last night to become Jeopardy champion. He has no clue how to iron his shirt or button his collar. And on twitter he describes himself as “Mad genius, comedian, actor, and freelance voiceover artist broadcasting from the distant shores of Lake Erie.”
So last night he was going absolutely bananas on the clicker, crushed it with a true Daily Double, and then he took to twitter to chirp at all the haters
Artie went on an on. Not only did he live tweet his own episode, not only did he respond to all the haters, but to top it all off, Arthur’s girl went through retweeting all the haters too. How much of a boss move is that? Arthur is on TV handling his B.I. while his chick is at home calling everyone out like the baddest bitch:
Every King has his Queen and Arthur Chu is most definitely a King. God willing Arthur wins out the rest of the week. I need more of the Mad Genius.
PS – “Looks like he just ate a pizza in bed” is my new favorite insult.