Mariah Carey Performing All I Want For Christmas At The Tree Lighting Was A Sad Sight

“All I want for Christmas is too be as skinny and as good at singing as I was in 1994″ – Mariah Carey, Christmas 2014

It was like watching MJ on the Wizards. And not even when MJ was doing cool shit like pinning the ball on the backboard. I’m talkin about those games he really struggled. That was Mariah out there tonight trying to act like she was still 24. Gotta respect this crazy bitch though. All I Want For Christmas came out 20 years ago and shes still up there spitting it live. No lip syncing or anything. Just 2 huge boobs and a mic still trying to bring the heat.