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Dude Assaults A Couple Of Street Performers Dressed Like A Dick And Vagina

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UKOn Friday afternoon a scuffle between a man and a man dressed in a penis costume, while a woman dressed as a vagina tried to calm the situation down, was enough to raise a few eyebrows. Members of the Nomadic Academy of Fools had been performing some street theatre to help promote two of the plays in their Fooling around: Four Days of Plays run at the Assembly Rooms. But police were called after one man took offence to their costumes and took his frustration out on one of the actors. Chris Murray, who was wearing the costume said: “He started shouting at me, saying it was disgusting and children could see us. “I could tell by his body language that he was really angry. I tried to calm him down, I wasn’t looking for a fight; but he grabbed my hat, tore it off and chucked it on the pavement.” Joanne Tremarco, who was dressed in costume as female genitalia, told a police officer they did not want to press charges against the man. The group say they understand how some people might have been offended by their costumes. “We’re trying to highlight the contradiction in society,” said Ms Tremarco. “People were offended by us walking around in costume, but it’s nothing you can’t see in magazines and newspapers that are often displayed in a child’s eye-line. On the whole, the reaction we had was positive from most people.”

This dick & pussy tandem got off pretty easy. Street performers are annoying enough as it is, but if you’re gonna dance in my face in a pink cock & balls outfit, getting your ridiculous mushroom tip ripped off is the least of your problems. And Labia Lady is just as bad. I was a firm believer in there never being a reason to unload a battering ram fist into the face of a broad until I saw this cunt’s clit-face. Overall, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more irritating picture in my life. How this situation ended up in anything other than a bloody dude in a dong costume being held by his ankles & slammed head-first into an unconscious vagina is beyond me.