NYDN - Sounding more like a Mafia boss than a hotel heiress, Paris Hilton told Lindsay Lohan on Saturday she better watch her back. Hilton delivered the online threat hours after her brother released a photo showing his bloodied face — injuries he says he got in an attack ordered by Lohan. “They both will pay for what they did. No one f—- with my family and gets away with it!!” Hilton wrote on Instagram. Barron Hilton, 24, was reportedly jumped at a Miami mansion Friday night after he was overheard badmouthing Lohan. Gossip site TMZ.com reported Barron Hilton filed a police report after the attack, claiming he was first approached by Lohan. “You talk s— about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get,” Lohan reportedly said, according to TMZ. A video the site obtained shows Barron Hilton confronting Lohan, who was seated in the passenger seat of a black SUV. Paris Hilton and Lohan have been at odds ever since one of the heiress’ friends called Lohan “firecrotch” in a vicious 2006 rant.
Goddam! We got ourselves quite the dramatic saga here, now don’t we. 2 Hollywood Starlet Dons going to war in a feud thats been brewing for years on end. LiLo ordering hits for people talking shit about her boyfriend. Paris Hilton promising retribution for the attack – “No one fucks with my family.” Nicky Hilton abandoning her brother for his poor life choices. Scorsese himself couldn’t script a better drama.
I think you gotta go with Team Paris Hilton here, no? Just because of the sheer amount of money she has. There’s no doubt in my mind LiLo will kill a bitch. Whether she’s putting the hit out or if she’s doing it with her bare hands, Lindsay Lohan is not gonna shy away from violence. But you gotta imagine the Billionaire Heiress has more resources and more access to creative ways to ruin lives. Like don’t be surprised when Paris Hilton orders some henchmen to shoot up Lindsay Lohan with some heroin so she fails a drug test and has to go back to prison. Then again, don’t be surprised when Lohan only goes to jail for like 30 seconds since thats what always happens.
I’m telling you folks, its gonna be a showdown for the ages. We finally get to crown the Drunken Unemployed Queen of Hollywood. Don’t be surprised when Bynes crashes the party knocking all these bitches out. She’s fresh out of rehab and looking to scrap.
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