John Rocker’s Reddit “Ask Me Anything” Is Going Well
TheGreenShepard – What did you do with all the batteries that the Mets fans threw at you during the ’99 playoffs?
John Rocker: I give the batteries to your girlfriend for her vibrator
Davy_Grolton: Has your opinion of New York changed since your moronic rant?
John Rocker: no, especially with jack-offs like you
Davy_Grolton: My gay friend, Steve, just told me to tell you to go fuck yourself.
John Rocker: sounds like you may have some tendencies “Davy”. If you weren’t gay you would call yourself David…… Not that that makes you a bad person
pman555: Why are you here? No one likes you.
John Rocker: You can tell more about someone by who his enemies are as opposed to who his friends are. It would say a lot about me as a person if idiots like you people who obviously have nothing better to do on a Tuesday afternoon than play on your computer actually liked me. I’m here because I’m retired at the age of 38. You’re here because your a 35 year old waiter who lives in his mom’s basement and have nothing better to do. Talk shit when you’ve actually done something with you’re life you useless shit.
pman555: Thanks for being you.
John fucking Rocker, ladies and gentleman. The Man, the Myth, the Racist. Its been many years since John Rocker’s 7 Train comments. At the time when he said them, the Mets and Braves were going at it and I would have hated anything that came out of his mouth. Now over 10 years later I can confidently say I agree with like everything he said. You see the biggest degenerates in the world on the subway. Its gross as fuck. Its pretty racist and nasty to voice it, but whatever its the truth.
And I can’t really knock his hustle on this AMA either. The “I gave the batteries to your girlfriend for her vibrator” is a 500 degree burn. Just scorched that Reddit loser with the quickness. The “I retired at 38. You’re here because your a 35 year old waiter who lives in his mom’s basement and have nothing better to do. Talk shit when you’ve actually done something with your life you useless shit.” – straight FATALITY. Calling that dude Davy gay because he goes by “Davy” and not “David?” There’s no coming back from.
John Rocker, folks. The dude who redefined not giving a fuck.