Italian Man Under House Arrest Requests Jail Time To Escape His Nagging Wife

Huff Po – It’s not often that someone sentenced to house arrest asks to go to prison. But, that was exactly the case for one man in Italy who intentionally left his home so police would take him to the big house. The reason? He wanted to escape his wife. According to Italian wire service ANSA, 32-year-old Walid Chaabani fled the Livorno home, where he was serving time under house arrest for drug-related charges, on Tuesday. Once he was taken into custody by police, he requested to be put behind bars. “Living with his wife was particularly difficult and unbearable,” police in the western port city of Livorno said in a statement, Italy’s The Local reports. Chaabani reportedly told authorities that he was “tired of continuously fighting with his wife.” A local court approved Chaabani’s request and issued an order for detention the same day. The Tunisian man is now serving out his sentence in a district prison in Tuscany.

If this doesn’t sum up the plight of man, I don’t know what does. Married life is literally worse than prison. Hey Walid you got 2 choices – live at home with the woman you chose to marry, or head off to prison to face prison rape and violence? Bubble in B on the Scantron, folks! Its like picking between door number 1 and door number 2 on Lets Make A Deal. You know that behind Door #2 is a big time fucking Zonk – living in fucking prison. But door number 1 is like a lame ass living room furniture set. Just symbolizing your miserable existence as a castrated husband taking verbal abuse day in and day out until you simply just break from the mental anguish. Just roll the dice and take door number 2 instead of the slow mental and emotional death you’ll experience at the hands of your wife.