It Doesn't Matter Who We Take In The Rest Of The Draft, Because Fat Rex Is Making A Comeback!

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11 more picks. Plenty of CBs and WRs left. Which direction does Idzik go? Who do the Jets land?

Who fucking care! None of this matters. Because it looks like Fat Rex is making a comeback. Look at those titties! Growing back to the size of AFC Championship Rex’s rack. Face and neck still skinny but those boobs and that belly are making a strong push to get back to Fat Rex. Could be the most important development of the Jets offseason.

Pin this up on the bulletin board for motivation, boys:

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