Girl Has Sex In Airplane Bathroom With Random Dude With Her Parents On The Same Flight

NY Post – A boozy floozy flying Virgin Atlantic to Vegas with her parents joined the mile-high club with the man beside her — and the pair got so loud in the bathroom, flight attendants busted through the door. The woman, a Brit in her 20s, then spewed profanities at the fuming crew members, who had to handcuff her to her seat for the rest of the flight. “She was traveling with her mum and dad, and she started getting heated with the guy sitting next to her,’’ a passenger told London’s Sun newspaper. “They went to the bathroom, and people could hear loud noises. The cabin crew forced the door open. Then she really kicked off, screaming drunken abuse. She was shackled to her seat.” The tawdry tryst occurred on a nearly 11-hour London-to-Vegas flight last week, the Sun said. The woman was hauled off the plane after landing, then given a warning by cops and let go, witnesses said. Virgin’s CEO, Sir Richard Branson, once famously hinted that mile-high sex was OK by him, sniffing, “We’re not the type of airline that bangs on bathroom doors.”

Imagine how miserable a flight is when your daughter is in the bathroom loudly fucking the stranger you were sitting next to the whole ride? That has gotta be the worst way you can possibly fly. Flying sucks enough as it is. Your ears are popping your legs are cramped. You’re fighting for space on the arm rest drinking your drink out of those dumb ass airplane cups that hold like 1 ounce at a time. Oh and those loud noises coming from the huge huge slut in the bathroom? Yea thats your daughter. Fucking Passenger 57 right in your face. Picked up a guy, left you and your wife there watching your shitty in flight movie while she gets a Mile High dose of dick and then goes on an absolute rampage and needs to be subdued and shackled. Its like traveling with a big slutty gorilla on a plane. There’s not enough booze in the drink cart to save you from that situation.

But I guess thats what happens when you are on a flight with your wife and daughter going to Vegas anyway. Who the F wants to go to Vegas when you’ve got your ball and chain and your slut daughter in tow? So much temptation you can’t enjoy. So much horrendous activity for your daughter to engage in. Guy must be a masochist to put himself through all that. Daughter just got her Vegas weekend started a little early on the plane.