Fat Joe Dropped 100 Pounds And Crushed New York Fashion Week

Joe Crack The Don! Lookin trim as a motherfucker just absolutely murdering the Pilgrim-Meets-Matrix look. Like if Neo landed on Plymouth Rock, that would be the outfit he was wearing. I mean, is that a cape? Thats a fucking cape. Just dripping with style. From Diggin in The Crates to the Terror Squad to New York Fashion Week, Fat Joe is the Crack Of All Trades.  And you know he’s just running triz left and right now that he’s down a hundred pounds. Officially King of Skinny Fat. Fat Joe, Jonah Hill, Al Roker and Rex Ryan running train on the women of NYC

Now put the fuckin mic on!