Dude Takes Out 2nd Mortgage To Pay For Penis Enhancement Surgery

KFC7/16/2014 2:20 PM

Australia – An Australian man who publicly shared his experience living with a “micro-penis” in an effort to de-stigmatise the condition has revealed he mortgaged his house to fund surgery to extend his member. Two years ago, ninemsn spoke to Mike*, a man who has what is medically known as a “micro-penis” – a penis shorter than 7cm when erect. ‘Mike’ shared the difficulties that this had caused for him, saying it had affected his confidence and made sex a physical and mental minefield. We caught up with Mike to see how he was going, and what had changed for him. “I’m going under the knife again in December,” Mike told 9 Stories. His first round of surgeries, which had involved lengthening and widening, had not proven successful. “The ligament regrafted itself onto the dermal fat graft and I got some retraction,” he said. That surgery cost him $45,000. Mike drew down on his mortgage to pay for it, after completing a particularly lucrative construction contract. Now he’s looking at another $18,000 for further work, and considering a more serious surgery that will require general anaesthetic and cost even more – around $50,000. It’s not vanity that’s prompting him thought – his condition has had very real effects in his life. “It’s certainly affected my confidence,” he said. “Going through school it became more and more evident, and other boys thought I was an easy target.” “I never did football. Going in for a shower in groups of men doesn’t happen.” For men like Mike, there are very few places to turn when seeking serious, helpful advice. “It’s difficult to have a conversation about it that doesn’t descend into smut,” he said. “There are not many people I can talk to about it. I don’t bother explaining it to most people or even bringing it up.”

It sounds pretty outrageous to draw down on your mortgage and put yourself in a precarious financial position all because you want a bigger dick. But when we’re talking about 7 centimeters erect, you gotta do what you gotta do. I don’t care if you have to sell your own mother into the sex trade. I don’t care if you gotta sell yourself into the sex trade. You do absolutely everything in your power to come up with $45,000 to grow that cock. We ain’t talking about some insecure idiot who wants a 9 inch hammer because he wants to be like a porn star. We’re talking about a dude who was basically born without a dick. Came out of the womb sans cock. I don’t even know how big 7 centimeters is but if your dick is referred to as a micropenis you need to do whatever it takes. I mean forget about sex – I’d just want to be able to go to the bathroom without pissing on my balls. When I’m laying on the couch with my hand down my lands I don’t want to feel like I’m touching a clitoris. These are basic human rights that every man on earth deserves.

I don’t care how many surgeries or how many mortgages. If the first surgery didn’t work, fire up another. The second one fails? Third time’s a charm. You deserve to have a penis, bro.

PS – Would you rather have a micropeen or a hundred pound scrotum?

Vote 1 for micropeen vote 10 for 100 lbs scrotum